OR SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN

Bern, Switzerland 09

Remember when Jesslca Slmps0n got a ton of flack for questioning the difference between Chicken and Tuna Fish? Or when she was taunted because she thought Buffalo Wlngs were made from buffalo meat? (2:40 mark) 

Well I'm about as stupid as that. I had no idea about the Buffalo Wlng false labeling ridiculousness until I was married to Kday. And yesterday, after Zumba I found myself standing in the meat isle at the market totally bewildered. I actually had to call Kday and ask him "What is the difference between Canadian Bacon and Ham?" Looks the same to me. "Is it a different animal?" I asked. His laughter is proof that he is clearly married to a dip shiz.

I'm not stupid.
I'm just somewhere between the Schmuck-Cafe and the Einstein House....

Where's your I.Q?