I sure am going to miss being pregnant and having magical powers that seem to part the crowded seas of people during the holiday season! It's like people see me coming from a mile away and they do all things possible to get out of my way and make room for my oversize load to enter. It's awesome. The magic works in all sorts of public places like the mall, book stores, target, church... you name it - I part it. Even the annoying phone salesmen at the mall ignore me. Doors are opened and people let me cut in line all the time. It's as if they're worried that I'm going to have the baby right then and there at the store if I stand in line for too long. I LOVE IT!
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Enjoy! A white cane has that same effect :).
"It's as if they're worried that I'm going to have the baby right then and there at the store if I stand in line for too long."
I seriously LOL'd at this line!
The only time I have been pregnant for Christmas shopping, I was so nauseous I was afraid I would puke all over expensive stuff and have to buy it.....so I didn't go much.
Awesome. Awesome post. Similar magic happens with a newborn, but it doesnt last long. Let us know how it goes with 3 under 2.5!
That's one of advantages of being prego!
awesome post!
P.S. Yeah for being 37 weeks! You can officially deliver without me being worried ;)
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